This year, the leaders of the "pilot" Ilya devil will write another book. The new novel by the musician has not invented a name, designed in a humorous way. As the correspondent InterMedia the press attache of the "pilot" Lana Letunovskaya, probably "philosophical tale." Is Writing a book Ilya devil is between the concerts, which is next year, "pilot" planned much. End of February. By the second part of the tour in support of her new album, "Commonwealth", in which the musicians are going to go round with concerts in the Urals, Siberia and the Far East The second part of the tour will last until the summer, after which the band may start thinking about the creation of the next license album. In addition, the group of pilots with the "Union" decided to make all fans of "pilot" early Christmas present - a special re-release of "community" with a new design and a poster inside. Plates are a total of 1,000 pieces, produce this exclusive, you have to dedicate a forthcoming concerts in the 13th Anniversary of the group buy. NEW BOOK EXTRACT leader of the "PILOT" ILYA DASH (a story told by a character within the narrative of the book) and piston Svintus Shkyndybalo All saver on the periphery. Two Lithuanian Jews, pistons and Svintus scoured the Baltic Sea for several months. They hoped that this melt is still the Baltic Sea, but these hopes began, over time, all hurry own irreversible entropy. For a few months, this was not expected that they never end, however, only one sample from the edge of the lake, the fact is that between us, said Lithuanian Jews, studied have far and wide for another house for zachirikannym cards estimated cartographers Qili Brandyrshmana. But only fly their schooners without node that is already most of it recruited and made waves a big advantage, and shallow water hash not to make them disappear, and becomes more dense and wet every day. And ominous and rotate. And it all started with a light mist. Svintus piston and threw a pair of first only frown at the horizon, for the grace shone over them from heaven, and the sun was warm and the water gurgled quietly and peacefully in her wake. Shabbat, and more! And they promised success. And green and yellow parrot, which promised the same pirate, as she was tried, only Turkey and themes, they fortezh and profits. As soon as he swallows his popugaichy breakfast when immediately began to shout. "Prrroshu Panis, geverrra, I have to say about etu for sho And yet this shmuck rrrrazve Abrrrrashe know is where the glory dobrrrryh frrraerov kosherrrnye piastres see in this area? I ask you, "" Good fraera "Svintus piston and booed him, but Gray Abraham ibn Khattab (the name for a parrot bird stamp in his passport, although the piston was sure that this - a fake) immediately did cloth disrepair in the intelligence and unreliable animal that began foolishly call in a record short conclusion: "Piastrrry Piastrrry! "What had happened to him to take when it was the third season of Christmas is? But the point is not the point. And the fact that the parrot court, but no financial recovery of bins ship home and nowhere grafted typhoon . Yes, the way is not our brothers see kosher Lithuanian no zhist his. As I have just indicated, it all started with a light mist on the day, so that, if passed two months from the start of their planetary campaign. And travel for this tedious in every way as far as it does not meet any suitable ship could be grabanut Lord of sin dare as he could, and prepared to respond, but they can not even imagine the Cossacks, but Moskvicheva Zhigulevskie -.. navigator , pilot and boatswain Katzman - and as a team, they had a nice one and everything was never the bad guys, ready to wave the sword again, and a map of the Aces put off the cuff one leg packages on the table, and Chess Base with Admiral himself Lithuanian Skumbriyavichyusa. They all have a lot on his shoulders was tortured life of the souls that they compassionately freed from this heavy burden. And if they were just too Banderlog, adorned their necks chains would not be a dozen skulls. Well, is, you know - Karma them was corrupt long and totally guys were kosher, so zealously defended in the world their radical views on the Arab question, not knowing any Buddhist compassion, and even the theory of the common unit of Advaita and not. know only the tooth. So many children and made lamentation karmic error. And although they were good inside, but on the face and dvizhuhu were still terrible. And shakes it up and down the Baltic coast so gracious knows how many single men the nights when ... Well, rushed on those who do not get to attack the ceiling understanding! And cover. And they hid from the outside world. And it is very safe. I mean, endless rain for a week, which was a wall round the schooner Svintus went into the cabin to the flask and shakes ryumashku remnants of the "Baltic tea" ... - And what is the "Baltic tea?" - Teryuska asked a curious bent his cock. - Well, - I was confused - it is a means of popular sea, which is widely used to fight and sportsmanship in the ranks of the sailors and the admiral's boss issued some coupons and tickets for all in the vest, according to the list and in abundance. In short, it was not boring, and that any weakness in parts of the physical. - They are round or not, for - refined confused eyes Sonya fridge - say Tale Cat, as it is - Shaw tse Takeo Whiskas, and how quickly let go? - Oh - I gasped, realizing that fail screws. - Well, "Baltic tea" - a vodka and coke! More specifically, whether or not blended with alcohol vodka and water. And sprinkled cocaine. Stirred. And drank. And swill is exhibited in the old imperial times for all sailors of the Baltic Fleet, and even quite a legal obyazalovke. That is, by military order, Admiral of all the Baltic region with the seal of the king-priest of the then Russia. And you do not want, like, a must! And try not kayfani! If you go to Siberia to harvest fresh birch juice with pulp! - Hey, this legalized Torch few turns! - Troubled Sonya. - I raised a finger to the ceiling with meaning - - And that is a fact that the concept of "good-bad" is highly variable in chelobrecheskom society, when it comes to the agreed artificial morality and law. And they vary from age to age, and quite radical! - But the cream is something - it is always good? - Doubtful myavknula Teryuska. - Smetana, Teryusechka - always good! - Without hesitation I accepted. - Oh, how good that something in the world is stable! - An old woman noticed Teryusya and relaxing on the couch, wrapped in an orange blanket on the ears. - Fu - I breathed. - Remove the same ... God, how are you different teas and equities head ...! So ...... and vzboltnuv remnants of the "Baltic tea," he pronounced dark: - pistons, you're my dearest friend, I understand, are sho we cling to the coming of the salvation of the Baltic Sea as a cormorant guano hole if it does not increase our proud Jewish sail, and not try to gently but with the intention of inflexibility, as bequeathed to us by our Argentinian amigo, shamans, bloknotnik Carlson Ibn Kashtanov got to an acceptable harbor hot hummus. - Rather Svintus, brother of mine, you my deepest respect! Good here already suffered a hangover and do nothing for chess online! It's time to stand on our case, the courage of the lake, and meet the same luck as his true gentlemen! Well ... He stumbled, belched and barely stay on his feet, trying to get up. Collection of philosophical writings of Moshe Chaim fell to the Lithuanian port, spilled on the ground. - All hands on deck! - Shouted piston and did not realize these things at once, with its four fingers in his mouth, but the whistle sounded offended cat hiss. - Damn, 33 sardines in my barrel! In general, fistulas, Svintus, all tude - he pointed to the ceiling, a little relaxed, eyes closed, and has added significantly less: - And do not forget the same screen, and even, God forbid, you have a cold. Now appears on the Baltic Sea, and the beach season and all in the middle of a minute. - Plunger, buddy, can you help? - Worried inquired Svintus. - I beg you, my friend, I have nothing to help. Go. I will definitely join you. And these brave sailors sail the raging waves do between us, sailors, taken strictly prohibited, and that's clear statement written in Yiddish ship. But, like most adults, they are of course the fact of purchase of the product ignored by a large bright red lettering on board svezhestorgovannoy saver. And it was clearly shown on aglitskogo -. "Reed else Faking manual" And they did they raise these sails, and the ship suddenly moved That is, to stop talking about how the cormorant guano in the Baltic ice-hole, and he. decided. on the same route. And not even turned when he prophesied these things, instructions, and Turkish citizen Abraham ibn Khattab gray with splayed feathers She flew on the wings is not love, but the longing for home and catching up on the horrors that stern waves. About the compass on his elbows hang Navigator. On a wheel pilot slumped shoulders. Rushed on deck and stumbled under ropes boatswain. Get in the way and Joker, maintaining good humor jokes Odessa, Katzman. Svintus flask and stood on the bridge and two binoculars trying to see beginning to emerge on the horizon, a precious lamp. But all the lighthouses as perished. And now, after a break of several months after a courageous moment, she began to cut softly that this simply can not be. That no matter how rushed the Baltic and down, but ended up on a narveshsya not, but the shore of the Baltic Sea -. Has not even Pacific Ocean, and they were all in one direction - The magnetic north wind at 32 degrees deviation seems therefore Vilnius there! - Confident in the impenetrable wet glass cutting navigator noted. Pilot dutifully turned the steering wheel after the finger-Navigator. Boatswain pulled ropes and moved to sail with empty screen. Katzman laughed and gave Jerusalem vulgar obscenity. Was exactly thirteen "happy" week. Caches terminated. Water, alcohol and cocaine also threatened to end. Published. Configured port. Othodnyak worse cold. And the earth did not come. And up and down the mast crawled nowhere grafted rough blue-black slug, the model of "snail without registration", and when the boatman roam the deck accidentally touched it with his hand or arm and began to slug schekotochno shrank and quiet giggle. Fenshuyno not all been seen, as soon as it becomes clear! Suddenly, amid all this twisted, like the toilet, hell Svintus bounced on his heels, and still staring at his binoculars into the raging darkness. - Yeah Nah ... - Doubt it - but you sho ... Yes, please! No, exactly, decided this shmuck to do the same water treatments in such bad weather! Only a short time and with a jerk catch kashlyukom! He turned around, as if all at once and called bad voice: - That's what I'm saying, my friends! I'm sorry to interrupt you, and do not get me wrong, but we have lost a dear one on board! - Yes, you sho? - Plunger also peered into the darkness of two convex glass producing a respectable Zeiss, and then winced. - Yes, you think! And we have only the food is over! That's bad luck. Now we are thinking of going on sho time? All hands ... Oh, are you here? Then have these distinguished auxiliary something, well, it was craft. - Known situevina sho me say here - Boatswain poryskat in a pile of trash in boxes thrown on deck. - Clear Penh to that parrots throw it does not make sense! Shall comply, I found the same prescribed! Now let's try! And then we are more heat and drown someone, I see. No application or Saving Equipment! This is not good! So, Katzman! Katzman immediately took his hat cap until the country had smashed known that your handkerchief. - Katzman try immediately to hit the target, so to speak, to think of a shell of salvation, and not even by me here, without discussion! - And I have ... I sho sho? Katzman adnaka, collect mulberries chief of the effects, not seen? - Katzman took the lifeline of the porous cork, weighed it in his hand. - How can you and the rest of the head. They believe the same thing? Back up your words? - He turned to the boatman. - Throwing, Katzman, Schaub took me so long lived than you think! Katzman and dashingly threw a hand back with a circle, put from the shoulder, and then the Olympians, like discus thrower thrilled millions of spectators channel "Sport TV", threw it into the sea. And pop. This is in the same "the ten" covered! Circle around the victim determine exactly handed refreshing rest and Katzman boatswain end. - Pull. Mr. certainly decided to plant his next to our nephew Noah. But Katzman has his job, Katzman get away with it - it is always recognizable nose and lifted moved to the rear of the horrors of the world enjoy the flood, in which they all, as he was sure natochnyak hit. Drowning pulled all the rules. And he was still pretty questionable residency status in the world - that is, whether alive or dead. But he threw his nose sniff cocaine immediately did the job. - Ann-h-Hoy! - Rumbled saved. - And that's beautiful! - Smiled gently approached navigator. - And now tea and think. That's how you feel on pork? - In general, do not eat! - Replied the saved. - Well, we knew it! - Skipper nodded happily and how others to see you, "Well, that's what I told you, has saved a respectable Jew", and added: - Taki Lord, we do not send the ship is wrong with any rogue Privoz! Welcome to our ship. My name - Navigator. It's nice to meet you. Here is the nice man - boatswain. - Boatswain grinned rough sea salt from yellow teeth. - Then we all respected pilot - pilot polite increases peaked cap - so this shlemazl that you have understood exactly for underarms, but saved the lives of yet - Katzman. - Katzman waved from a distance, and said, "Yes, what is really there, that is, it is going to die anyway." Saved by turning his head around, and obviously many have not yet caught up. But look and see the fly tower, and to this day has a very shabby, bleached with a black flag on her skull and cross bones, suddenly smiled. - Yoshkin code! Yes, you - have pirates? - He smiled broadly. - That's right, baby, you're my man! - In general smiled Navigator. - And this, - he pointed to the control room, the faintly luminous flashes - both our brave Commander! Our eagle! Our Sea Wolves! Can imagine - Gentlemen Svintus and ram, our blood brothers of the Lithuanian master all the land of promise! - I see everything - a very, very good people! - Nodding seriously buried there. - Similarly, Sir! - Skipper clicked his heels and a bright smile. - I'm glad you pochli attention of our humble company. - Well my, gentlemen - is stored on one elbow, looked around the ship, there is something in itself rather giggled. - You're in luck! The fate has prepared a gift for you! And I shall not fail to thank you for your salvation. And while we were with you in the neutral waters of the world - all pirates looked at each other, clearly not understanding the meaning of what was said - I will not only shorten the distance to the ground, but still and spend your ship to the promised land is much more than the historical center Yerusalima gorgeous! - With these words he took from his belt a keychain. - Nice to meet you. My name is Yosh! So our story ends on a different planet from the face of the ship disappeared, but still not sunk to the bottom of the sea, and have the bearing to 32-23 portal to a parallel world, the terrestrial in the same linear plane of space, about 13,000 light years from the given star has passed systems. And let us shine And this story and storm threatens domestic challenges our planet to realize that follows her, saying that if a person is sincere in its essence still good and merciful - the blanket of understanding him is his to the same treatment karma and compensation for occupational lead peace, and they say that the way of the spirit ceiling - happen very unexpectedly and as unrealistic as not only happened once, though, and that not every sudden anger deserves to be called "bad" or, as it was , put Katzman - "Yes, everything is clear, I ask you," but quite often, and it was almost always the case that something that we think is very, natochnyak bad, in fact, a very, very good, But as good as the desire, it is not up to you!
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